STORY THREAD

[TarunSingh]

The studio is under the impression that this movie will be a hit like Bend it like Beckham, so it grants Japnaam Singh a budget of half a billion dollars

[Japnaam Singh]

At which point... Mehtab Singh and the others are instantly fired and mainstream hollywood actors are splashed with tonnes of makeup in order to look like 18th century Sikhs...

Manjot Singh goes mad with power because of his newly found budget and sells out to his actually-Sikh actors...

Mehtab Singh is replaced by....

[smartsingh24]

Ben Affleck who then says....

[Inder 84]

I cant play this role you need some one like Jim Carrey to play this role

so Jim Carrey takes out time to secretly shadows Mehtab Singh to carry out the perfect role and so after weeks of shadowing Mehtab Singh Jim carrey decides to...........

[smartsingh24]

Kidnap Mehtab, because he needs more time to study him. However, he horribly botches this experiment and ends up kidnapping another Sikh Sangat member, none other than.....

[Inder 84]

MKhalsa who tries to scream his way out of the grip of Jim Carrey but does not suceed, Jim Carrey then ties up MKhalsa's mouth so he could not scream and wake up.............

[TarunSingh]

however, mkhalsa wakes up and realizes it was a terrible dream and....

[singh_khalsa]

smacked in the face, then wakes up again relising that was a dream also. On the way to the airport he suprisingly _______

[Balait_da_Sher]

he is travelling with only kachera on, so he quickly....

[Mkhalsa]

realizes hes asleep again and wakes up. "What a terrible dream" he thinks.

Then, he dresses up in his bana, and walks outside in the hot amritsar sun. Bombs are going off all around him. Quickly, he grabs his AK-47, yelling "AKAL AKAL!!" as Japnaam Singh, Mehtab Singh, Vicky Singh and others come to his side.

All of a sudden KP GILL......