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Realize Vikram Singh would make a better TV show and forget about all the other stuff.

Meanwhile, back at the movie set, Vicky Singh was putting on his Batman costume while Mehtab Singh put on his Robin Cape.

"WAIT A MINUTE" yelled Manjot Singh, "THIS ISNT A SUPERHERO MOVIE!! MEHTAB SINGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mehtab Singh starts smiling and says "Sorry" and starts to put on his bana. Meanwhile Balait da sher walks up and says __________________

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Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

apolagises, and to make up for it says from now on he'll buy him a pie whenever he wants one. However he's real intentions are to put some meat on his bones.

Meanwhile Mkhalsa is trying to find a replacement for Mehtab and chooses _______

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Shakes his head and whispers to his assistant that this project is never going to get done on time... :wub:

Manjot Singh thinks to himself, "but we only wanted to do this project for the Panthic good anyway, Guru Sahib will find a way to get it done, even if that evil Japnaam Singh cancels it..."

At which point, Japnaam Singh realizes the error of his ways and promises to lobby the studio for more funds in order to fulfill Manjot Singh's lofty special effects budget... and also in order to FIND BETTER ACTORS. <_<

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