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10 hours ago, Kira said:

You should try castration..sure fire way to deal with masturbation.

Lions don't castrate themselves, I know this was meant to be funny, but it is better for a lion to masturbate a million times daily, than to accept such Ghulami made by sheep and dogs. (If anyone doesn't get the lion reference it's because Singhs are lions). 

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1 hour ago, Jacfsing2 said:

Lions don't castrate themselves, I know this was meant to be funny, but it is better for a lion to masturbate a million times daily, than to accept such Ghulami made by sheep and dogs. (If anyone doesn't get the lion reference it's because Singhs are lions). 

You've done that in the past, haven't you, bro?

You're a machine, an absolute beast!! What do you eat, lol?

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Some more tips:

Know what makes you want to masturbate or what the conditions are for you to watch porn: usually this is boredom or loneliness, or some stress going on and no way to relieve it, (these are usually what they are for others it may be different)

When you relapse, don't feel guilty, just get back-up and pretend like it never happened; do you paht and maybe listen to some kirtan, (DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ALLOW YOURSELF TO IGNORE WHAT GURU SAHIB HAS SAID!)

Know who produces pornography, these are usually some Non-Sikhs known as Jews who would love to see the world be their Ghulami. Understand why they produce porn, and that is to weaken Non-Jews from the power. Another group is the illumaniti, and their goal is to unite humanity under Paap, (they have other mediums as well).

Remember what makes you happy outside of porn and masturbation. Once everyone was a kid, and before we even heard of masturbation or porn, we had other routes to deal with boredom and stress, try to deal with stress with other routes and accept that boredom will be a part of life and just another experience you should realize. (What I will say next will be a little unlike my normal posts), don't try to see yourself beneath anything, (except Guru Sahib that is), until you have mentally been strong enough, (so forget all that humility except if your doing Seva or helping someone, just until the effects go away).

43 minutes ago, MisterrSingh said:

You've done that in the past, haven't you, bro?

You're a machine, an absolute beast!! What do you eat, lol?

If someone could actually masturbate that much, I wouldn't be saying don't masturbate, I'd be telling them to go to the doctor and let them understand why that guy produces so much sperm. Also I'd expect you have some mental problem if you end-up like this guy: http://superofficialnews.com/argentinian-man-masturbates-83-times-24-hour-period-new-world-record/

" 'Growing up he would never leave his room,' Lopez’s mom Evita told reporters. 'He would just stay in his room and masturbate. We knew one day all that practice would pay off for him. Hugo has made all his friends and family so proud.' " 

I know comparing myself to this extremely low standard is not me, but I don't think I could ever just masturbate. ? (Whenever I want to make myself look good, I will just comment about how there is someone worser than me, forgetting what identity they have).

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ਜੇ ਲਖ ਇਸਤਰੀਆ ਭੋਗ ਕਰਹਿ ਨਵ ਖੰਡ ਰਾਜੁ ਕਮਾਹਿ ॥

You may enjoy the pleasures of hundreds of thousands of women, and rule the nine continents of the world.

ਬਿਨੁ ਸਤਗੁਰ ਸੁਖੁ ਨ ਪਾਵਈ ਫਿਰਿ ਫਿਰਿ ਜੋਨੀ ਪਾਹਿ ॥੩॥

But without the True Guru, you will not find peace; you will be reincarnated over and over again. ||3||

1117 ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ (ਮ: ੩) ਗੁਰੂ ਗ੍ਰੰਥ ਸਾਹਿਬ : ਅੰਗ ੨੬ ਪੰ. ੧੭ 
Sri Raag Guru Amar Das p26

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27 minutes ago, BhForce said:

ਜੇ ਲਖ ਇਸਤਰੀਆ ਭੋਗ ਕਰਹਿ ਨਵ ਖੰਡ ਰਾਜੁ ਕਮਾਹਿ ॥

You may enjoy the pleasures of hundreds of thousands of women, and rule the nine continents of the world.

ਬਿਨੁ ਸਤਗੁਰ ਸੁਖੁ ਨ ਪਾਵਈ ਫਿਰਿ ਫਿਰਿ ਜੋਨੀ ਪਾਹਿ ॥੩॥

But without the True Guru, you will not find peace; you will be reincarnated over and over again. ||3||

1117 ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ (ਮ: ੩) ਗੁਰੂ ਗ੍ਰੰਥ ਸਾਹਿਬ : ਅੰਗ ੨੬ ਪੰ. ੧੭ 
Sri Raag Guru Amar Das p26

Waheguru !

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2 hours ago, BhForce said:

ਜੇ ਲਖ ਇਸਤਰੀਆ ਭੋਗ ਕਰਹਿ ਨਵ ਖੰਡ ਰਾਜੁ ਕਮਾਹਿ ॥

You may enjoy the pleasures of hundreds of thousands of women, and rule the nine continents of the world.

ਬਿਨੁ ਸਤਗੁਰ ਸੁਖੁ ਨ ਪਾਵਈ ਫਿਰਿ ਫਿਰਿ ਜੋਨੀ ਪਾਹਿ ॥੩॥

But without the True Guru, you will not find peace; you will be reincarnated over and over again. ||3||

1117 ਸਿਰੀਰਾਗੁ (ਮ: ੩) ਗੁਰੂ ਗ੍ਰੰਥ ਸਾਹਿਬ : ਅੰਗ ੨੬ ਪੰ. ੧੭ 
Sri Raag Guru Amar Das p26

What about us homos ? since we have no attraction to woman, do we interpret that shabad as "You may enjoy the pleasures of thousands of men ...... " 

not kidding, serious question

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On 4/29/2017 at 1:45 PM, AjeetSinghPunjabi said:

What about us homos ? since we have no attraction to woman, do we interpret that shabad as "You may enjoy the pleasures of thousands of men ...... " 

not kidding, serious question

If straight men can't be having sex like crazy animals with women that they like and not married to in the path of Guru Sahib then same logic would apply to gay men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This logic also applies to straight wonen, gay women, bi women, bi men and anything in-between, (to all you crazies?). This also applies to even more strictness to straight men can't f*ck each other, two straight women can't f*ck each other, a gay man with a lesbian woman can't f*ck each other, and anything else in between of that can't f*ck each other. (If you are wondering on my word choice, I apologize, but there is no other word would do it, if you are wondering on why this is very seperate from the first part, it's because of the name 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guru Sahib).

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2 minutes ago, Jacfsing2 said:

If straight men can't be having sex like crazy animals with women that they like and not married to in the path of Guru Sahib then same logic would apply to gay men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This logic also applies to straight wonen, gay women, bi women, bi men and anything in-between, (to all you crazies?). This also applies to even more strictness to straight men can't f*ck each other, two straight women can't f*ck each other, a gay man with a lesbian woman can't f*ck each other, and anything else in between of that can't f*ck each other. (If you are wondering on my word choice, I apologize, but there is no other word would do it, if you are wondering on why this is very seperate from the first part, it's because of the name 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guru Sahib).

LOL. I just checked ur age. You're 20 I guess . lol

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33 minutes ago, AjeetSinghPunjabi said:

LOL. I just checked ur age. You're 20 I guess . lol

I'm guessing you just looked at the year and not the whole date. Because as of the time of posting this I'm not 20.:ghost:

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