lol I know you are being satirical. But people have done physical and chemical castration. But that does not solve the problem, instead it worsens it .
Lets say we take off balls--> absence of testosterone in body would create far more worse and complex problems including depression, low self esteem, body image issues, lack of motivation etc etc.
The real MAN is who has so much energy inside him but doesnt let it leak. lol, instead carries it upwards.
Here are good some tips:
- start a workout routine, hit your legs hard, somehow it soaks up the 'energy' and reduces wet dreams
- include cold showers, great for meditation, as well as refreshment of mind and body
- start a japa session, set up a minimum time and do everyday.