Love Or Lust Confused

[Thanatos]

You think that's bad you should hear my life story. I'm almost 17 and haven't been able to score a better job than a <banned word filter activated> cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker <banned word filter activated> hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friendzoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all <banned word filter activated> worse is that I live in a <banned word filter activated> pineapple under the sea.

[Guest]

You think that's bad you should hear my life story. I'm almost 17 and haven't been able to score a better job than a <banned word filter activated> cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker <banned word filter activated> hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friendzoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all <banned word filter activated> worse is that I live in a <banned word filter activated> pineapple under the sea.

Ahahaha I knew where this was going after a few sentences!

[Guest Jacfsing2]

I've been friendzoned real hard. She's my only real friend,

The friend zone isn't real; it's merely a concept started by some Pakhandi, "nice guys", who have a secret undertone to have sex with people. I'm just saying, (you seem to have come from a town similar to what I've grown-up in though most of the businesses where I'm from just shut-down because of mega-competition, in the form of a place called Wal-Mart).

[thugger]

The friend zone isn't real; it's merely a concept started by some Pakhandi, "nice guys", who have a secret undertone to have sex with people. I'm just saying, (you seem to have come from a town similar to what I've grown-up in though most of the businesses where I'm from just shut-down because of mega-competition, in the form of a place called Wal-Mart).

dude its a spongebob reference.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

[MisterrSingh]

The friend zone isn't real; it's merely a concept started by some Pakhandi, "nice guys", who have a secret undertone to have sex with people. I'm just saying, (you seem to have come from a town similar to what I've grown-up in though most of the businesses where I'm from just shut-down because of mega-competition, in the form of a place called Wal-Mart).

Is that what they call it around your end? "Secret Undertone"

"You keep your secret undertone away from me, you hear me? You sicko!"

[Guest Jacfsing2]

Is that what they call it around your end? "Secret Undertone"

"You keep your secret undertone away from me, you hear me? You sicko!"

Only Daas calls it a secret undertone.