Men Are Like...

[Medallion Stallion]

Men are like a fine wine:

They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.

Men are like vacations:

They never seem to last long enough.

Men are like computers:

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like coolers:

Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like coffee:

The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes:

They always tell you what to do, and they're usually wrong.

Men are like plungers:

They spend most of their time in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like parking spots:

The good ones are taken. and the rest are handicapped.

Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

[Mehtab Singh]

Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dass]

is this is a joke thread ??? no one told me, i got loads of jokes hehehehehehhe, u heard the one about murhino joining everton football club, it's because he wants a break from the pressure of a real football club.... hehhehehehehehehehe

[Fruity]

Men are like horoscopes:

They always tell you what to do, and they're usually wrong.

That made me laugh lol,