Story Thread!

[DhadiMania]

kandola sent a jatha of women to dance (someone can do the lyrics to the dance here) in which both contenters decided to go "DUSHM DUSHM" style instead.

japman singh hit with the first "DUSHM" and sent heera singh flying into the cargo of barrels which came out of nowhere.

out of fury Heera singh came back flying................

[`KuMi´]

OHHHhhHHhhh MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Weres Willyyy, Dunntt Tell Meh Ya Forgot Bout Him Now, Hai will have no part in this, unless i see Willy's Name Being Mentioned

[Heera Singh]

then in the distance heera saw sir WILLY... he quickly got up and gave japman a DUSHM and japman flew back towards the horse... willy ran in the middle of both of them and said __________________

[gupt_paapi]

"o teri" lol

[DhadiMania]

nothng at all other than a "AIIII OIII OHHH MARGYAAA OIIIII SALLLIU" after a mysterious person shot sir willy and sardar kumi.

the sangat cried as theire beloved sir willy died, everyone forgot about kumi who kept saying "nah man nah i cant belive u 4got me n dat yoooooo"

the sangat cried but along came mehtab singh who cheered everyone up by saying............................

[gupt_paapi]

"WHeres KUMI my darling?" lol. Well afta a long wait, Kumi appeaars out of the distant mists, with bruises all over his face. Bhai sahib Bhai Mehtab singh ji yelled " WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!"

Weeping, Kumi softly said "it was them" and points to......

[`KuMi´]

My dadddyy jee, Dennn all of a suddeeennnnn, but like before superman ses wheres my mr tarzan and what the hell is gwaning with the shizzlee, aint i dead?

[Singhstah]

and it turns out the gun was a toy with a toy bullit. Then everyone is happy that no one died, and they all keep doing bhangra until__________ thinks theyve had a heart attack and ses"oh no all those years of yummy mathyahi are catching up with me, remember me as a _________ before they fall on the floor. __________ screams out nooooooooooooo!

[deadquoteolympian]

and it turns out they just had gas! They continue dancing until a storm passes through and blows everyone into a huge bowl of low-fat yogurt where a giant (who wants to lose weight) beings to eat them! but the giant flicks them out (because theyre high in carbs) and they all fall under a giant nighttable!

[`KuMi´]

den we all scream out eat us too, were not that fattyy, and isnt crabs good for u ??? please enlighten us mr giant before we kick ur knees