joke no 1 (how can a sardar be behind)

[me moorakh mugadh]

ek varri hindustan de zande(flag) de numaesh chal rahe se us numaesh vich hindu,muslim,sikh,esaae te brahmin aaye san ,hun sab nu apna apna zande da colour choose karna se

pehle brahmin utya kaya ram hamara tha usne bhagva colour pehnaa to orange colour hamara :blink:,judge ne kaheya de ditta ,essae(christan) ne kaheya paaji appa ta white colour lavange kui ki christan father wear white kapde ponde han white saada :blink:,judges ne kaheya thek he de ditta,muslim ne kaheya paaji sanu green colour chedaa he kui ki sade dharm da colour green he :blink:,judges ne keya de ditta,hindu ne kaheya chakaar sada(the blue in between)kui ki gandhi hindu si te gandhi da chakar se :blink:,judge ne kaheya la lo jee hun sab ne sardar val dekya te kehaya sardarjee tuvda ki he(kui ki koi colour nahi bacheya) sardar ne phat jawab ditta DANDA TERE PEU DA (dande bina zanda nahi lag sagda he jee lolzzzzzzzzz)

:D :D :D (sardara kol hamesha dang rahege,shastar)

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tadi taan kende aa sardaaraan naal panga nahi leida hunda

baki saare taan rangaan naal bhajj lain gey :oo:

sardaar de dande ton bach ke kitthay jaayega koi :D